Screenwriter ϟ Magus ϟ Novelist![]()
SubGenius ϟ Apolitical ϟ Zombie
“You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!” — Words on a computer screen from PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987).
“You call this a zombie apocalypse? It don’t hold a candle to the great zombie attack of 1957.” — Bill (Jim French) from Left 4 Dead
(Source: oceansongs, via big-pianist)
“See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that’s okay, Darlin’, because I love you, and that’s why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!” — Freddy (Thom Mathews) from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985).
[daily journal] [date: 4-20] The zombies still shambled about outside my front door. I rose early today. After fully awake, I decided to bake something. For some reason, the zombies around my house all looked like hippies, some even wore tie-dyed shirts. I burned what I baked and coughed a lot afterward. So, I ate some Oreo cookies. Then, I laughed and laughed for a long time after thinking about how cool it would be if I became Batman.
Welcome to City 17.
Kool-Aid is a Zombie!