John Rezas

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“You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!” — Words on a computer screen from PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987).

“You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!” — Words on a computer screen from PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987).

Opportunity not missed.

Opportunity not missed.

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“You call this a zombie apocalypse? It don’t hold a candle to the great zombie attack of 1957.” — Bill (Jim French) from Left 4 Dead

“You call this a zombie apocalypse? It don’t hold a candle to the great zombie attack of 1957.” — Bill (Jim French) from Left 4 Dead

(Source: oceansongs, via big-pianist)

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Zombies, they creep me out! Especially Catholic schoolgirl zombies.

Zombies, they creep me out! Especially Catholic schoolgirl zombies.

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“See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that’s okay, Darlin’, because I love you, and that’s why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!” — Freddy (Thom Mathews) from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985).

“See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that’s okay, Darlin’, because I love you, and that’s why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!” — Freddy (Thom Mathews) from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985).

[daily journal] [date: 4-20] The zombies still shambled about outside my front door. I rose early today. After fully awake, I decided to bake something. For some reason, the zombies around my house all looked like hippies, some even wore tie-dyed shirts. I burned what I baked and coughed a lot afterward. So, I ate some Oreo cookies. Then, I laughed and laughed for a long time after thinking about how cool it would be if I became Batman.

[daily journal] [date: 4-20] The zombies still shambled about outside my front door. I rose early today. After fully awake, I decided to bake something. For some reason, the zombies around my house all looked like hippies, some even wore tie-dyed shirts. I burned what I baked and coughed a lot afterward. So, I ate some Oreo cookies. Then, I laughed and laughed for a long time after thinking about how cool it would be if I became Batman.

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Welcome to City 17.

Welcome to City 17.

Kool-Aid is a Zombie!

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A handy guide…

A handy guide…

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