As some of you know, Doctor Who has a spinoff TV series on the BBC network entitled Torchwood. Well, I just sent in my pilot screenplay for Janitor What? He’s a less impressive version of Doctor Who. When Gallifrey burned at the end of the Time War, a man known only as The Janitor jumped into the only TARDIS that he could find given his chosen profession, custodial engineering. He jumped into a TARDIS disguised as a port-a-potty, sometimes called a “Portable Sanitation Unit” or a “port-a-loo” in England. The Janitor travels through time and space saving people from crapping their pants during alien invasions. During the first episode, he meets The Doctor and promptly unclogs the TARDIS toilet. Then, he defeats the Daleks in a plunger duel.
