John Rezas

The teachings of the Buddha.

Words of wisdom from a robot that knows how to hate.

And, very little has changed since then…

“You call this a zombie apocalypse? It don’t hold a candle to the great zombie attack of 1957.” — Bill (Jim French) from Left 4 Dead

“Snake” Plissken always knows just what to say and just how to say it.

The act or process of zombifying.

Most awesome Tweet of the day!

“You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here’s one as good as any other. We’re bein’ punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn’t want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He’s still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin’ too big for our britches, tryin’ to figure His shit out.” — John (Terry Alexander) from DAY OF THE DEAD (1985)

“Hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”

(Source: weheartit.com, via chimpgoods)