John Rezas

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and remember what Jack Burton always says at a time like that: ‘Have ya paid your dues, Jack?’ ‘Yessir, the check is in the mail.’"

Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) from Big Trouble In Little China.

"Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out — shouting, ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’"

Hunter S. Thompson

"Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris (Matthew Broderick) from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

"Valentine? We ain’t got no Valentine. We don’t need no Valentine. I don’t have to show you any stinking Valentine!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948.
(Movie quotes edited for Valentine’s Day.)

"Soong peetch alay. Mala trom pee chock makacheesa. Jabba wah ning chee kosthpa murishani tytung we wanya yoskhah. LMAO. Chas kee nyowyee koo chooskoo."

Greedo (Paul Blake)

 (“It’s too late. You should have paid Jabba when you had the chance. Jabba’s put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. LMAO. I’m lucky I found you first.”)

Touché!

Quick, fire the parrot!

Stephen, I think that you just did.

“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And, I don’t like it any more than you men.” — From Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Patrick Stewart owns Ricky Gervais