John Rezas
Screenwriter ϟ Magus ϟ Novelist
SubGenius ϟ Apolitical ϟ Zombie
Screenwriter ϟ Magus ϟ Novelist
SubGenius ϟ Apolitical ϟ Zombie
Handy guide.
Public Service Announcement.
Two to the head, zombie be dead.
Save one bullet for yourself.
I hope there’s still room in Hell.
PLEASE re-blog this if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by zombies. Zombies are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also run fast! 93% of people won’t copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by zombies. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with crowbars and a toothbrush. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
“Hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”
