John Rezas

Words of wisdom from a robot that knows how to hate.

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“See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that’s okay, Darlin’, because I love you, and that’s why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!” — Freddy (Thom Mathews) from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985).

[daily journal] [date: 4-20] The zombies still shambled about outside my front door. I rose early today. After fully awake, I decided to bake something. For some reason, the zombies around my house all looked like hippies, some even wore tie-dyed shirts. I burned what I baked and coughed a lot afterward. So, I ate some Oreo cookies. Then, I laughed and laughed for a long time after thinking about how cool it would be if I became Batman.

A little more cowbell would be nice too.

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.” — Roddy Piper in THEY LIVE (1988)

nickholmes:

Handy guide. 

I’m taking the last train to Clarksville, and I’ll meet you at the station.