November 2010
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Zone 261: “Landskrona, Sweden, 2013. The city has been quarantined. A ship crashed into the harbor dock. The police entered the wreck and were attacked by the infected crew. Bitten policemen fell into a coma and woke up as rabid monsters. The number of infected grew rapidly. The uninfected seek protection in the citadel. Four people leave to find food…”
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Scientists allegedly created anti-matter. I think that they just put an evil...
– Stephen Colbert
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Impending Robot Apocalypse
You shouldn’t be afraid when the impending robot apocalypse comes. You can trust robots, they’re your friends. The computer god loves you like a cybernetic puppy. The Internet provides you with the best porn. Robots want to help. Embrace them when they say, “Kill all humans.” They mean that they love you. Robots with precision lasers, sharp spikes, and cutting tools may...
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Turn on. Tune in. “Bob” out!
– Dr. Clemens (from Mutate Now!)
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Dark Shadows (original series, episode one).
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Spider-Man was a candidate? Seriously? His campaign has no online presence, no...
– Stephen Colbert
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